And maybe just maybe ending up even more confused!

Why don't easter eggs come scrambled? You gotta figure that a hopping bunny shakes 'em up pretty well. (or not)

What if PB&J stood for peanut butter and jello? How about Pickled bananas and jerky? (maybe not so much)

Where do streakers put their keys? Could I see some ID Sir/Madam?


Has anyone ever developed moonglasses?



How can you tell if a turtle is in a hurry?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!??!?! I wonder